the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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