i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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