Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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