It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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