Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
