Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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