if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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