i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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