The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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