DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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