The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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