Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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