real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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