office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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