Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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