I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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