You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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