I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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