My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
she smelled like a LAN party
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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