i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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