i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my being single is dangerous.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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