im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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