I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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