Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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