We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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