There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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