Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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