Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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