Sry I called you an 8
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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