That's intense
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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