Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
