I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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