Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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