Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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