Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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