I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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