they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
