I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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