He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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