Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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