Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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