he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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