I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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