normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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