i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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