im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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