Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
foreskin is a definite game changer
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
