The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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