Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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