Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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