im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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