He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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