where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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