On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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