he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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