it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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